What is our obsession with mobile phones? why do we all hypervantilate if we are so careless as to leave our mobiles at home by mistake? - what is the reason for children as young as 5 having a mobile? who the hell are they phoning? their stockbroker? their bank manager? childline? We seem to have become incapable of functioning unless we have our trusty mobile mate by our side at all times even when we are out with real live walking talking friends we have to keep checking the mobile mate and if there is one thing that pisses me off is the friend i'm trying to talk to constantly checking their phone - STOP IT